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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:02
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives